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GR1-7 First letter received by DWF on 10-04-2013. The drawing of the ET corresponds structurally and in its details (even in the colours) to that of tweet OT-42 of 14-12-2015, that is, two and a half years later. This was one of the facts that convinced GR1 that in the tweets of OAY and OT they were facing the same source as the letters they were receiving, which in turn had been validated by the secret seal sent to Farriols in 1996.

 

Recommendations before reading:

 

Do not naively try to look for, or have someone look for, traces of epithelial or genetic prints on this letter, since it has been washed of proteins and other residues, so that you would find only the identifying remains of brothers of yours who handled the mail.

 

REDUCE YOUR LEVEL OF ANXIETY, WHICH WE KNOW WILL BE HIGH SINCE THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I OR ANY OF MY BROTHERS HAVE ADDRESSED A MISSIVE TO YOU. YOU MUST NOT FEAR ANYTHING FROM US, FOR BESIDES THE FACT THAT OUR BUUAAWWALOEEll CONFIGURATION REPRESSES IN US THE INSTINCTS THAT IN YOU LIE CLOSE TO THE SURFACE, we have learned to feel towards you, Mr DWF, an incipient affection that is hardly reversible.

 

Think carefully about the brothers to whom you will show this letter or give a copy of it. We suggest you choose those who profess a genuine interest in our culture and who show, in your judgement, a sufficiently high degree of kindness towards the rest of their brothers.

Firma tarjeta

 

 

 

UMMOAEELEEWEE

 

No. of copies: 2

 

Country: SPAIN

 

Mr DWF.

 

 

Honest sir:

 

We are sending the missive to the address of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX. Tell us if this causes you any trouble, and we will stop doing so. We know that your private address as well as your correspondence are discreetly and subtly monitored. You must not be afraid, since these are brothers of yours from the country Spain who have been ordered to keep a gentle watch on your movements. Warn your brothers of the same: BJ and MJ, to whom we wish a speedy remission of his problems.

 

Tell them -this concerns you too- that they must not harbour any fear. Believe it or not, it is a mere whim of the YIEE of a senior Government official of your country, who is very interested in what she calls the "UMMO Affair" and who has forced her GEE to place a discreet watch on you, with no risk whatsoever to your OEMMII. If, on entering or leaving your home, you notice the repeated presence of brothers of yours nearby, DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM AND ACT AS IF YOU DID NOT SEE THEM. We know that your "watching brothers" -some of whom are officers of the Spanish Army- find the task assigned to them repugnant, though they carry it out with an obedience resembling the one we profess towards our superiors, and for that we deeply admire them. We have subtly neutralized the surveillance of the secluded mansion of your brother MR, to whom we are shortly going to send a communication. But we cannot extend this action to more cases, since that would make the high commanders behind the surveillance suspicious. We also inform you that other brothers of yours ( XXXX, XXXX and XXXX are not being investigated because -and we beg you to strike out this mention if you decide to hand out copies of this missive- they are scorned by your watching brothers, being regarded as involved in mystifications different from this culture of ours whose existence worries them. Indeed, these brothers of yours, quite legitimately, take an interest in cultivating other disciplines unrelated to our conceptions, which earn the reproof of your watching brothers, sick with power. In any case, we know that in a period shorter than 22 of that surveillance will cease completely.

Mr D, -may we call you that?- we enclose a sketch or diagram -this is a literal translation from our language- which will no doubt attract your attention. We wish to know whether you would like further information on it. As a man whose intelligence we assess as higher than that of 87,89% of your brothers of the country Spain, we think you will be able to understand the message.

 

Sello Gr1-7

 

XOOAII 5 hijo de↑

 


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